"What Does The Fox Say" Texts

Late last night I received a series of hilarious texts from a fellow colleague. I do not think I have ever been more entertained over a series of texts than I was last night while I was eating nachos.

Colleague: You told me a long time ago you liked that heavy music. I was going through my playlist. It is really old music. I am just wondering if you like Metallica?

Me: I do not like heavy music. I like punk.

Colleague: What's the difference?

Me: Check out this playlist.

Colleague: I am good. I am not a fan of punk music. It scares me. I was just wondering if you liked Metallica.

Me: Why does it scare you?

Colleague: It is just a bunch of screaming.

Me: It's not screaming. It's punk, not metal.

Colleague: It is with those people dressed in all black with the spiked hair singing, right?

Me: No.

Colleague: Oh, is it more like pop or rock?

Me: Yes, it can be punk rock or pop punk. It just depends.

Colleague: Oh, well I guess I am thinking of heavy rock. Isn't that fox song supposed to be punk? "What Does The Fox Say"? I think that is what it is called.

Me: No, "What Does The Fox Say" is not of the punk genre.

Colleague: Well, I am now confused.




Life is strange